real girls have curves. like a NASCAR track. real girls collide at almost 200mph sending debris flying into the stands injuring spectators
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Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
Your grandma is 45?!
yeah she got married the day she was born
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