badgoku14:

real girls have curves. like a NASCAR track. real girls collide at almost 200mph sending debris flying into the stands injuring spectators

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sidnugget:

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iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

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mom: are you on drugs?
me: 私は今の薬です
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"Let someone love you just the way you are – as flawed as you might be, as unattractive as you sometimes feel, and as unaccomplished as you think you are. To believe that you must hide all the parts of you that are broken, out of fear that someone else is incapable of loving what is less than perfect, is to believe that sunlight is incapable of entering a broken window and illuminating a dark room."
Marc Hack  (via aheartfortheheartless)

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